Liquid metal slime.
An elusive, exalted creature.
Any DRAGON QUEST V player will dream of recruiting this mysterious monster that is said to become your ally at a rate of 256 to 1. A difficult feat indeed.

And here stands another with such ambition.
The adventurer now sets off on a journey, to realize that dream.

...which is a lie. It actually started like this:

(Two Square Enix employees look through a magazine article that outlines the liquid metal slime recruitment process)

Employee A "It says that you can recruit a liquid metal slime if you hunt them for 10 hours straight."
Employee B "Really? That's crazy!"
Employee A "I had no idea, I wonder if it's true."
Employee B "Why don't you try? Let's do it, let's get a liquid metal slime!"

And that is how this feature came to light (it's not that we doubted the magazine article, but we were overtaken by personal curiosity). But it's not like I can just sit and play DQV all day at work, so accomplishing this in 10 hours is a bit unrealistic. It will probably take a few days, so I'll take it slow. I'm known as the most patient gamer in the marketing staff, so I think it's only a matter of time before a liquid metal slime joins my team. Wish me luck!